I love George Carlin. A classic philosopher of modern times, and a funny man to boot.
To start off... ouch, my chest.
Secondly, Chopin's Valse Op.69 No.1: True love.
Thirdly, Intermezzo from Cavalleria Rusticana by Mascagni: ahhhh... my sweet.
Fourth... ouch, my chest.
Doesn't matter? Bullshit. Does matter, and keep trying.